Tired of the day to day grind?
Weary from the constant drudgery of the rat race?
Perhaps it's time to become a new sleeker, shiny you...
The HVE is proud to announce a partnership with DroneCorp, the bleeding edge in dermal coating and behavior modification. Join HVE today and leave your worries (as hopes, dreams, thoughts, and sense of self) behind by embracing the existence as a drone.
Find purpose in obedience, pleasure in service, and the peace of conversion at the hands of our qualified experts. Let the glossy shine of our patented second skin coat you head to toe; savor the sensation of being immersed in the cool touch of latex.
Allow our audio-visual induction guides to smooth out those unpleasent ridges and bumps in your gray matter until thoughts simply roll right off and into nothingness. Feel all those bothersome thoughts simply melt away beneath the steady onslaught of our targeted training material as you are prepared existence in a new pre-selected role.
Never again will you need to question why or how, or think at all for that matter.
Join HVE and find your place in our embrace.
Ja ich will HVE beitreten und meinen Platz in der Umarmung finden für immer